Johanna’s Reviews > In the Kingdom of Ice: The Grand and Terrible Polar Voyage of the USS Jeannette > Status Update
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Hm if I needed eye surgery in the arctic in the 1880s I’d tell them to just kill me instead I think 🤮
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Johanna
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Crazzzzzy like u have very limited food but that food has lead 😭😭
— 20 minutes ago
Johanna
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Maybe the fates of the ocean hates everyone except Shackleton..?
— 13 hours, 32 min ago
Johanna
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Personally I don’t care how strange other customs are-in a precarious situation I’d prefer a variety just in case tbh
— 14 hours, 40 min ago
Johanna
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Same thing happened to Shackleton ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ someone’s gotta be the first to disprove the tropical polar continents
— 15 hours, 2 min ago
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Shipwrecked THREE times in the arctic?!??!? Brother I would never step on a ship again???!??
— 15 hours, 42 min ago
Johanna
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When did we switch from artificial suns to electric lights? Boo 🗣️ tomato tomato tomato 🗣️
— Mar 09, 2026 06:19AM
Johanna
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The French being rejected immediately point blank above all other nationalities is so funny tho
— Mar 09, 2026 05:44AM
Johanna
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Testing my mettle in the arctic sounds like it would suck balls tbh
— Mar 09, 2026 05:42AM
Johanna
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I really enjoyed The Wide Wide Sea, but I think this has more engaging writing
— Mar 08, 2026 08:05AM
Johanna
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“It’s a well known fact that-“ whoa whoa hold ur horses! Little stories of land from a single source that no one else can find is not a well known fact 😭
— Mar 08, 2026 01:43AM
