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Mariah is 71% done

I've completely lost interest now that we have moved into Benjamin's point of view. What a way to ruin momentum.

— Mar 11, 2026 07:19AM

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Mariah is 73% done

YES. A RETURN TO FORM.

— Mar 11, 2026 07:29AM

Mariah is 70% done

BENJAMIN??!

— Mar 09, 2026 05:17PM

Mariah is 39% done

This book is a great example of why having kids before your work on yourself is such a massive mistake.

— Mar 09, 2026 01:20PM

Mariah is 27% done

Lady, I don't think he's playing with you. I'm pretty sure your son is just /like/ this.

— Mar 09, 2026 09:18AM

Mariah is 13% done

Gosh, this woman is so awful a mother. It's insufferable.

— Mar 09, 2026 05:44AM

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