max theodore’s Reviews > Network Effect > Status Update
max theodore
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murderbot's humans: omg hiiii new secunit how are you?? what's your name?? we're already putting you into witness protection but are you doing okay emotionally or--
ART on three's intercom: if you look at my humans wrong they'll never find your body parts
— Mar 12, 2026 02:42PM
ART on three's intercom: if you look at my humans wrong they'll never find your body parts
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max theodore’s Previous Updates
max theodore
is on page 337 of 352
"ART watched with me for some of the episodes but the idea of Dr. Mensah coming aboard made it weirdly excited and it had its drones clean its whole interior again and was doing things like yelling at Turi to put their laundry in the recycler."
GET RID OF THE CHAIRS! WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE SIT!
— Mar 13, 2026 02:29PM
GET RID OF THE CHAIRS! WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE SIT!
max theodore
is on page 310 of 352
Murderbot Microdoses Plurality (not what's happening)
— Mar 12, 2026 09:20PM
max theodore
is on page 300 of 352
"Perihelion: 'I know that, Seth. I've armed my pathfinders.'
Seth: 'You what?'
Arada: 'You what?'
Iris: 'Peri!'"
OH I KNOW THEY'RE SICK OF ITS SHIT!
— Mar 12, 2026 02:43PM
Seth: 'You what?'
Arada: 'You what?'
Iris: 'Peri!'"
OH I KNOW THEY'RE SICK OF ITS SHIT!
max theodore
is on page 227 of 352
this is crazy they’re literally having a code baby together. platonically. in a gay way
— Mar 08, 2026 11:00PM
max theodore
is on page 162 of 352
obsessed with how fast this book became a pleasant hostage situation
— Mar 04, 2026 09:00PM
max theodore
is on page 130 of 352
THE PASSWORD IS MURDERBOT’S BOT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER???? THE RITUALS ARE BEYOND INTRICATE THAT’S CRAZY
— Feb 28, 2026 12:43AM
