Status Update

Ashley is 47% done

gotta take a break, i'm getting that feeling i get whilst watching reality tv, and i hate that feeling. i want something wild to happen!!

— Mar 12, 2026 03:47PM

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Ashley’s Previous Updates

Ashley is 83% done

Is it too much to ask for a hurricane to come and kill everyone?

— Mar 20, 2026 10:54AM

Ashley is 78% done

Time for chipmunk speed.

— Mar 20, 2026 09:00AM

Ashley is 76% done

I hate everyone in this book.

— Mar 19, 2026 07:18PM

Ashley is 65% done

I've heard the ending is wild, otherwise I think I might DNF this.

— Mar 19, 2026 12:44PM

Ashley is 61% done

In case you couldn't tell from my slow pace and lack of enthusiastic updates, I'm not really enjoying this one.

— Mar 19, 2026 09:26AM

Ashley is 50% done

— Mar 18, 2026 01:18PM

Ashley is 41% done

Ooh, Miriam POV!

— Mar 12, 2026 02:11PM

Ashley is 33% done

I guess it's going to be this straightforward the whole way through?

— Mar 12, 2026 01:16PM

Ashley is 28% done

Trying real hard to root for you, guy, but you're making it difficult!

— Mar 11, 2026 07:22PM

Ashley is 14% done

Yes, give me all the granular detail about this reality show.

— Mar 11, 2026 09:59AM

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