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This cats master really said "the only thing my wife has asked for this whole year is to attend the theatre and I just happened to be overcome with shakes at that moment. Also she's a pusillanimous woman. I must explain to her that these things just happen and we might not be able to go. I love her so much I'll speak at her in a language she doesnt fucking know. Then, I'll relay all this to some guys. They'll get me"

Hmm cats are great. People are weird

He do be a cat