Sarah’s Reviews > A Parade of Horribles > Status Update

The race with Gluteus driving was awesome. I can so vividly imagine it (and hear it; who doesn’t love Rob Zombie’s “Dragula” song? Dr. Metcalf was right. It was perfect for that race.) And the fallout from Carl and Donut appearing on Plenty of Plenty? Chaos. Oh, and Eris herself…that bitch be crazy.

I love Dr. Metcaf! And the Ministry of Bloodletting, in the Weinermobile! I hope Tobias Forge reads this series while he’s on hiatus.

And when I finish this? Guess I’ll restart the series again. Yeah, I joined a cult when I started this series, I just didn’t know it at first.

And now we need more animal Carl fanart. 🐶

Dr. Metcalf, I love you. Never change. I WANT FANART OF CARL AS A DUNGEON KANGAROO. NOW.

Time for the audiobook!! Jeff Hayes is a god.

I think I’m coming up on my first too-gross-for-me scene…

“Of course, the slut orphan is going to win.” I’m at work on a break and snort laughing. Goddamnit Donut.