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hey guys do we think anne rice might have been racist

— Mar 13, 2026 09:56PM

The Vampire Lestat (The Vampire Chronicles, # 2)

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the marius section is why i read the fucking gallic wars

— Mar 13, 2026 02:44PM

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this whole section is crazy it’s just lestat bleeding I Need An Adult and marius being like oho… so mature for your age… check out my unspeakable horrors

— Mar 06, 2026 10:02PM

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GET A JOB!!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!

— Feb 28, 2026 09:19PM

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if the theater des vampires started today it would be some blue man group shit for sure

— Jan 23, 2026 11:09AM

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this is a book about being in your 20s

— Jan 23, 2026 10:36AM

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yknow that quote attributed to camus that says the literal meaning of life is whatever you’re doing that stops you from killing yourself? i think this whole book is about that

— Oct 03, 2025 07:27PM

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“Like a boy he looked, almost lost.” armand de age regression strikes again

— Sep 27, 2025 03:31PM

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who would win: centuries of self-loathing repeated ingrained satanist cult logic vs. lestat voice “no u”

— Sep 26, 2025 09:12AM

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HIIIIIIIIIII BABYGIRL

— Sep 24, 2025 08:24AM

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it’s not that i thought you were all kidding about gabrielle lioncourt transmasc but i didn’t think it would be this explicit