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I love meburgers. I eat one every day.🤣

rocky bouncing from happiness 🥹🥹

“Grace, question?”

“You are here, question?!”

“You are …” he squeaks. “You …” he squeaks again. “You are here!”

“You save me!” 😭😭😭😭😭

I wish Rocky were here. I always wish Rocky were here.

“You face is leaking.”

I wipe my eyes. “Human thing. Don’t worry about it.”

“Understand.” He pushes himself along to his airlock door. He opens it and pauses there. “Goodbye, friend Grace.”

I wave meekly. “Goodbye, friend Rocky.” 😭😭😭

“You will miss me, question? I will miss you. You are friend.”

“Yeah. I’m going to miss you.” I take another swig of vodka. “You’re my friend. Heck, you’re my best friend. And pretty soon we’re going to say goodbye forever.”

“Not forever. We save planets. Then we have Astrophage technology. Visit each other.” 🥹🥹

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

“Good good,” he says. “Is sample ready, question?”
“Yeah, I guess so.”
“You get.”
“Ugh,” I groan. “EVAs are so much work!”
“Lazy human. Go get!”
I laugh. He has a slightly different tone when he’s joking around.

rocky is hilarious

“Okay, so the Krebs cycle in Astrophage has a variant—wait. Do you call her Dr. Shapiro while having sex?”
“Of course. That’s her name.”
“I kind of like it,” she said.
“I’m sorry I asked,” I said. “Now, the Krebs cycle …”

i love DuBois 😭

“And just like that another climate denier is born. See how easy it is? All I have to do is tell you something you don’t want to hear.”