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When a man dies from a bullet entering his chest, it's a homicide.
When a man dies from a meteorite landing on his head, it's a tragedy.
Don't use bullets. Use meteorites.
Don't commit a homicide. Commit a tragedy.
-Guy McMaster
— Mar 14, 2026 01:59PM
When a man dies from a meteorite landing on his head, it's a tragedy.
Don't use bullets. Use meteorites.
Don't commit a homicide. Commit a tragedy.
-Guy McMaster
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Krizia
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“ never poison your target, Iverson. Your target should poison himself. Got that?”
I could probably write an entire thesis on this quote alone
— Mar 16, 2026 09:23PM
I could probably write an entire thesis on this quote alone
Krizia
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So he’s at the school confused obviously and now the dean is about to see him
— Mar 13, 2026 08:27PM
