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Ada
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LUBE! Meant to be used for and by women! Well that makes me happy.
… sometimes I think I should have studied to be a therapist for sex things. I am way too enthusiastic about sex-positive things.
— 13 hours, 12 min ago
… sometimes I think I should have studied to be a therapist for sex things. I am way too enthusiastic about sex-positive things.
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Ada
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Virgins throughout time have masturbated. I just wanted to have said that.
It is maddening to read about the virgin trope but only the women seem to have never touched themselves. Women also are thirsty as fuck throughout history. And that is just stuff that survived!
— Mar 14, 2026 04:14PM
It is maddening to read about the virgin trope but only the women seem to have never touched themselves. Women also are thirsty as fuck throughout history. And that is just stuff that survived!
Ada
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I… for peeps sake horses fucking is not a quick affair! Trust me you will pay attention when a stallion is getting ready. Getting hustled inside will not be fast enough.
— Mar 14, 2026 04:01PM
Ada
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If you have seen bulls and cows together you have seen them ducking. Also, again, servants talk!
— Mar 14, 2026 03:58PM
Ada
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Oh no. I fear I am not going to enjoy it because it has some of my most disliked tropes.
It happens a lot with orcs. Why do keep picking them up?!
— Mar 14, 2026 03:52PM
It happens a lot with orcs. Why do keep picking them up?!
Ada
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Maybe not call your wife to be a chit if you want her to be willing?
— Mar 14, 2026 03:36PM
Ada
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Ma’am. You are thirty, a spinster and friends with the servants. There is no reason to be this naïve about marriage? It feels so strange.
— Mar 14, 2026 03:25PM
