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Of course he becomes a teacher for the aliens lmao

Go save Rocky plz

Don’t say that now something will go wrong

Ooohhh I’m honestly not surprised he was forced to go

Is there a study for what happens to the human body when experiencing over 6g force several times in a short span of time

You’re gonna bring an astrophase eating alien onto the ship and not seal it away?? Of course it’s gonna make its way to the fuel! Idiot scientist

Welcome to alien breeding 2.0

I’m honestly surprised something hasn’t blown up this bad yet, bad timing to be 9 days before launch

Rocky lives!

Are they gonna breed another space alien, I wonder if it can be used for fuel too