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“And Richie kissed Eddies cheek” guys I forgot that happens and it’s breaking my heart and I don’t wanna start crying cuz my moms next to me and that’s embarrassing but oh I’m so heartbroken

Eddies last fucking words being to his fucking childhood bf who he couldn’t be with OHHH THE REDDIE OF IT ALL I’m gonna be sick

“Yeah sorry guys my tummy hurted and then I vomited up the universe but at least I feel better!”

I keep saying “oh yep today’s the day I’m gonna finish this book” and then I don’t… but I’m saying it again.

Genuinely Stan I think it’s too late in the game to be worrying about whether or not there’s shit in the pipes…

Yeah Eddie I know another rocket of Richie’s that you’d wanna lick…

I feel like it gets to a point where there’s no way that somebody has more to say… and yet here we are

“Stephen king writing smut before smut was even a thing”
-Dylan

And for not the first and CERTAINLY not the last time: I am grossly uncomfortable

“I don’t know you well enough to love you, but I love you anyway”