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"the greatest suminaire in all the world - the Magnifique"

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THAT GUY DID NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

.... I can't even call this anticlimactic because there WAS NO CLIMAX!!!! How boring omfg, that's IT??? get out!

Celeste: Hi, I'm Lobotomy Celeste :) Here's the exposition. *dies*

What a waste!!!!!!! The siblings didn't even meet, bruh.

Celeste also got a lobotomy omg!!
And they say two south poles (here: people with negative IQ) can't attract/find each other!

He obviously wants all the power for himself, you fucking donut 😭

🙄 random ass mugging and stabbing
and now idiot Janine will give away that she's retained her memory!!

Of course, I had to get to the forced proximity nonsense during my lunch break!! Right in front of my pretzel orz

Room Temperature (Celsius) IQ Janine: Why didn't you warn me that I shouldn't snoop around in this hotel that gives me the creeps and run into the unsettling owner's office!!!

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And OF COURSE, she just randomly spots the EXACT book she needs to get answers.

Janine is such a fucking idiot.

Janine: Oh no!!! I entered the puzzle game although the other maid said I shouldn't!!! I need to get out asap or I will get punished!!! So let's end the game in a rulebreaking way even though the suminaire said I shouldn't!!!!

Also Janine: Oh no, is the suminaire going to get punished now? :O

Congrats!!! You likely just got someone killed 🙄

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