Matt W’s Reviews > There Is No Antimemetics Division > Status Update
Matt W
is 39% done
“So I scramble your eggs, and I play the violin for you, and between us we hack out about three-tenths of what I would consider to be normalcy. Not because you can’t do this without me, you could take the whole universe by yourself if you really had to, but to blazes with that, you shouldn’t have to.”
Holy fuck, these characters are insane
— Mar 17, 2026 01:42PM
Holy fuck, these characters are insane
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Matt W
is 72% done
“You throw the lever or don’t, hit one person with the trolley or let five other innocents die, and maybe that’s murder, and maybe that’s something that’s going to stay on your conscience or stain your soul for all eternity. But someone put you there, alone and helpless, in front of the lever. Someone set you up, someone tied those people to the tracks.”
Damn the trolley problem just got the answer I want
— Mar 17, 2026 04:01PM
Damn the trolley problem just got the answer I want
Matt W
is 65% done
“Before ███ █████████ dawn, the world is ruined.”
What the fuck is happening bro
— Mar 17, 2026 03:31PM
What the fuck is happening bro
Matt W
is 30% done
Gah this shit is cool. Imagine the Silence from Dr Who but mixed with SCP and written so you only know a little bit more than the character you’re following. It’s got me hooked I swear.
— Mar 16, 2026 05:44PM

