Kaiya’s Reviews > The Listeners > Status Update

If they arrest the well-meaning if a bit naive German waiter I’m sending Maggie Stiefvater hate mail (for legal reasons this is a joke).

I’m kind of obsessed with this West Virginian woman running a luxury hotel

I’m listening at 1.25x and it’s perfect but idk how I’m going to cram 5.5 more hours of listening into the remaining days I have the audiobook 😭

Tricking your mostly nonverbal child into memorizing secret Nazi codes as nursery rhymes is so specifically evil. Like you get an assigned seat in hell for that. Let the baby sing patty cake omg?????

The voices are kinda funny but also really immersive. This woman is very talented!

Yay for audiobooks so my knit time doesn’t eat my book time!