Status Update

Beka is 30% done

God please send me a stalker that buys me a new home security system, refills my fridge, and does all my lawn care for me while I sleep. Amen 🙏🏻

— Mar 17, 2026 06:31PM

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Beka’s Previous Updates

Beka is 63% done

Couple of dorks fumbling their way into a murder and clean up. Gotta love these idiots

— Mar 23, 2026 08:50PM

Beka is 40% done

Fred the ultimate side character

— Mar 18, 2026 12:27PM

Beka is 23% done

Josh’s POV has no right to be this funny

— Mar 17, 2026 04:52PM

Beka is 17% done

— Mar 17, 2026 12:54PM

Beka is 10% done

— Mar 17, 2026 12:53PM

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