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“You’re not a problem, Misery. You’re a privilege.”

🫶

“My smell. Do I smell like . . . ?”

“Mine.” It’s a rumble in his throat. “You smell like you’re mine, Misery.”

Uhh I'm seated for the start of this slow burn

“Sorry?” The word vibrates through my skin.

“Because.” My knees are buckling, so I lock them. I still feel like I might lose my bearings, so I blindly reach up. Find Lowe’s shoulder. Grasp it for dear life. “I know you don’t like my scent.”

“I fucking love your scent.”

“So the baths did work— Oh.”

You're way too clueless, girl

"You type ‘Google’ in the Google bar to start a new search.”

He opens this mouth. Then snaps it closed."

the author has definitely seen that video-meme of the guy on livestream doing exactly that

"“I thought it was a myth,” Cal whispers. “That our elders used to scare us.”

I can relate, since I grew up fairly sure that if I misbehaved, a Were would crawl up the toilet to eat my ass. "

I'd love a tour of this author's mind and writing process

“What the fuck did you just do?” he grunts.
“She’s a Vampyre!”
“She’s my—” Lowe’s hand jerks up to clutch Max’s jaw. “Apologize to my wife.”

Tucking my hair behind my ear while reading this 🤭

The funny/quirky banter is reminding me a lot of Assistant to the Villain by Hannah Nicole Maehrer, which I actually like

“You,” he says, voice deep, almost too low to hear. “How the fuck do you smell like this?”

Cool down Mr. Edward Cullen