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“Five Chinese guys asked me to marry them today,” he said.
Jody didn’t know what to say, so she said, “Congratulations.”
“I didn’t accept.”
“Thinking it over?”
“No, I wouldn’t two-time you.” “That’s sweet, but technically you’d be six-timing me.”
— Mar 18, 2026 09:43AM
Jody didn’t know what to say, so she said, “Congratulations.”
“I didn’t accept.”
“Thinking it over?”
“No, I wouldn’t two-time you.” “That’s sweet, but technically you’d be six-timing me.”
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"3. After fumbling in the dark, he thinks he’s found the spot. When you tell him that’s not, it he forges ahead anyway. You: A: Grab the lamp off the nightstand and beat him with it until he gets off you. B: Grab the lamp off the nightstand and beat him to death with it. C: Grab the lamp off the nightstand, turn it on, and say, “Would you look where you’re at?” sorry no room to put option d
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