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Soff is 48% done
“And just like that another climate denier is born.”

nada q ver pero hubo un tiempo en el que quise ser meteoróloga
Mar 18, 2026 04:29PM
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Soff is 82% done
“You’re a coward and you always have been. You abandoned a promising scientific career because people didn’t like a paper you wrote.”

wait is this fucking play about us?
Mar 23, 2026 09:38PM
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Soff is 67% done
“Sorry, Earth, I think. There. Much better last thought.”

he is so performative. i love him
Mar 23, 2026 09:22AM
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Mar 22, 2026 09:54PM
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Soff is 53% done
“Very complex, but not AI at all.”

fuck AI
Mar 18, 2026 06:39PM
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Soff is 49% done
“The solution was so simple. They just didn’t know it. They didn’t even know the problem until it was too late.”

no le digas se va a poner tristito
Mar 18, 2026 04:51PM
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Soff is 44% done
“Well, you’re not alone anymore, buddy,” I say. “Neither of us are.”

we are so fucked, aren't we?
Mar 17, 2026 08:33PM
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Soff is 44% done
“You observe, question?” Rocky asks.”

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Mar 17, 2026 08:19PM
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Soff is 38% done
“ Every pore of my being yells at me to go back to sleep, but I told Rocky I’d be back”

I FEEL VERY MATERNAL ABOUT ROCKY 🥹🤏
Mar 17, 2026 04:20PM
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Soff is 14% done
“Human suffering is often an abstract concept to kids. But animal suffering is something else entirely.”
Mar 09, 2026 09:22PM
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“Who’s going to do that? Do you know?”
“You,” she said. “You’re going to do it.”

sin querer se volvía re importante
Mar 09, 2026 05:31PM
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