Ashley’s Reviews > Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark > Status Update
Ashley
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Um, okay, her basically saying men can't be raped ("it's a dream come true!") and women can't be rapists is damn problematic. But I understand she is trying to process a lot of anger & other emotions for being raped by basketball player Wilt Chamberlain. So I guess I'll give her a pass for now... Heal, grow & learn in the future!
— Mar 20, 2026 05:42AM
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Ashley
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She lived in a real haunted house... Then sold it to Brad Pitt
— Mar 20, 2026 10:15AM
Ashley
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She went on a double date with Arnold Swarzenegger? And made fun of Sammy Davis Jr's glass eye?? WHO IS THIS GODDESS
— Mar 19, 2026 12:15PM
Ashley
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She learned to do the booby tassel twirl at a bar while go-go dancing... At 14!! And kissed Jimmy Hendrix at Woodstock!!!
— Mar 19, 2026 10:03AM
