Solar Simone’s Reviews > Take a Hint, Dani Brown > Status Update

Finally Dani is doing some sweet sweet groveling

Dani is the poster child for avoidant attachment styles

Dani needs to go to therapy because her avoidance is INSANE!!!

“Kiran stared at him. ‘Oh. Oh, dear. How long have you two been dating for real?’
‘Er . . . At that point, about twelve hours. Depending on your perspective.’
Kiran stared at him some more. Then she whacked him with her bag.”

LMAOOOO

“Why the fuck had he told her—when he knew how scared she was, when she’d just admitted how badly her twisted ex had fucked with her head—that he loved her?”

This is pissing me off so bad like YOU DID NOTHING WRONG ZAFIR!!! Dani is an AVOIDANT and she needs to go to therapy and get over herself smh

“Zaf huffed out an impatient sigh and turned to face him. ‘I said my girlfriend has been worried about this panel for fucking centuries, and now it’s happening, and if anyone talks over her or gets in the way of me hearing how incredibly smart she is, I will put that someone through a wall. So it’s really in both our interests for you to shut up.’”
I love a man who runs a strict program. 😍

“Zaf huffed out an impatient sigh and turned to face him. ‘I said my girlfriend has been worried about this panel for fucking centuries, and now it’s happening, and if anyone talks over her or gets in the way of me hearing how incredibly smart she is, I will put that someone through a wall. So it’s really in both our interests for you to shut up.’”
🗣️TALK YO SHIT ZAFIR 🗣️

“He sat on the arm of the sofa and said, “Want to talk about it?”
She turned to glare at him, which was progress. “You are profoundly annoying and extremely troublesome.”
“Good thing I have a big dick.”
LMAOOOO

I love them together so much 🥹 this book makes a really argument about why they should be together and I can really see how they fell in love

“So it must be the people in her personal life who were oblivious dipshits. ”

Lmaooo