Morwen’s Reviews > Nona the Ninth > Status Update

I'm still too confused for comfort at 88%, but not once have I ever considered DNFing.. So there is that 😂

Awww she's always the best. We've been deprived of her long enough

“How long have you been awake?” asked Palamedes, standing up with noticeably more difficulty than the corpse prince had done.
“Whole time. I’ve been playing possum. Pretty clever, right?”

😂😂😂
“What if I don’t like me?” she said.
But Pyrrha didn’t seem to understand.
“Well, you’ll probably start visiting clubs and trying to hit on the dancers, and going from relationship to relationship not really being able to commit.”

“You’re coming too.”
“Really? Really? But I never get to go! Thank you! I won’t get shot anywhere strange.”

They left you, they left you. They saw you suffering on dollar-shop life-support, and they didn’t look back. They didn’t give a fuck about trying to save you. They left.
She said, “I don’t remember.”
He said, “I can’t forget.”

They kept saying cows watched sunsets. At that point I wished I’d used the fucking conspiracy theorists instead of the cows. Nobody would’ve cared if I’d turned people inside-out who think vaccines have nanites in them that mine cryptocurrency. But cows watch sunsets, man!

It's both eerie and endearing how the author can write the book from the eyes of a child-not-a-child. I can't even describe it

“Cam’s body is a temple. She’s the one who’s banned me from a life peddling poor-quality erotica. Says she doesn’t want our last gift to the universe to be tales of people mashing birthday cakes beneath their bottoms."