Melanie’s Reviews > Monsters Made Me Gay: Leprechaun Gangbang > Status Update

“The wedding was booked and there is no refund for pulling out but, at this very moment while I stare at my handsome face in the mirror, dressed to the nines and ready to walk down the isle in just a few hours, I have no idea how we’re going to pay for any of this.”

This sentence is terrible on at least 3 different levels I can count, I’m already in.