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Lamia is PREGNANT?! WTF? How is this possible? Why is this a thing? I hate this…

Now Lamia has a case of “Oh no he’s hot!”

I’m wondering if the cybrid Johnny has an Irish or Scottish accent as well as haircut and that’s why she can’t place his accent and hairstyle. I’m not totally understanding what he is or what exactly happened but I assume I will find out more as she tells her story.

Sol and Rachel’s story is by far the most depressing so far. The poor man has lost his wife and soon may lose his daughter to her reverse-aging. It reminds me of Benjamin Button and early-onset dementia combined.

Lamia really can’t stand Martin lol. I get that he can be annoying, but I’m curious as to why she can’t stand him to the point of threatening to kill him.

On Kassad, the guy is insane and a total freak.

On Martin the poet, also a freak but somehow not as freaky despite his weird goat body-mods to attract ladies on Hyperion. His life is actually interesting, growing up on Earth, waking up with a stroke and a crass 9-word vocabulary, gradually recovering more words, publishing a very popular book, and then hitting a creative rut. The later is very relatable.

Kassad is wild, hooking up with a random woman he just met and continuing to despite not knowing who she is or if she’s even real. Guy has no standards 💀