Misha ϟ’s Reviews > The Knight and the Moth > Status Update

I’m moving to the Chiming Wood if it means I get to see people with Charcoal eyeliner and the most amazing traditional charcoal symbols on their faces, men AND women included. I’m never leaving that place. Trust.

“I don’t even know your name, and I’d—do anything for you.” Cut the show right now gang I’m gonna 😢 not even after that she finally told him her name, in honor of all the diviners that died but never got to tell Sybil their names as well once they were done with their ten year long duty as diviners 😿

All of the diviners deserved so much better and I hope Sybil kills all of the omens cuz what do you MEAN “She came to the castle, bare, naked, terrified and so still. I placed on her on my throne, and drank all of the blood within her body.” WHAT THE FUUUCK I HOPE THE OMENS ALL DIE BY THE HANDS OF SIX OMFG

What the HELLY do you mean she can’t swim???? Rodrick you should’ve taught her how to swim in the springs beforehand hand dawg we all gonna die OMFD 🤬

I want to be comforted by Rodrick too, and I need a trip to the hot springs as well. #needthat

This Ardent Oarsman is so annoying bro these omens have such a lust for the spring water that they go directly for the Diviners too who have it coursing through their veins since they drink out of the spring too. Like genuinely Sybil is getting dragged around right and left and Rory has to come in to stop these weirdos or give her a route in harming them back 🤦‍♀️

Ya’ll didn’t even give me a minute to breathe omg the moment I got bored and was getting annoyed by Benji yall tell me he was in the right, the omens are not real gods and just greedy humans, the ABBESS is an omen?? And Rory is a foundling??? And Sybil is turning into stone too?? CAN I BREATHE?? The Harried Scribe was so odd bro I felt like I was getting assaulted with how animalistic he was

The Abbess makes me want to go back in time and make her maternal carrier medically terminate her via medieval DIY abortion practices. This Puterelle of crooked-nosed knave can’t even come and kill Rory herself, her quisby self HAD to send the Gargoyles and the stoned hedge-borned cumberworlds with inflated dih’s for hands couldn’t even kill him before he killed them?? Highly Amusing 😂

The Bat Gargoyle should’ve bitchslapped the Abbess when he had the chance while Rory was fighting off the rest of the Gargoyles and defending Six 🫩

Rory is so fun to read he’s actually grown on me☝️I don’t typically like cursing in books but he actually cusses the right amount and not every five seconds really🥹I can’t decide if they’re British though since they say Dolt and Prat a lot, I like how he finally gave in and agreed to escort all the diviners out to Coulson Faire after Six picked a fight with him and Maude had to drag him to get up