Gnome Patronus’s Reviews > 10 Things That Never Happened > Status Update

I am having the absolute best time with this book. I am having to pause it so I can do the job that pays my bills, but man I don’t want to. I love these characters. I’m loving the narrator - and I may need to be forced to go to sleep tonight.

At first, I thought I was really gonna like the side character Tiff. But she just put down pineapple on Pizza so I think she’s now the villain in this story. 😒