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Audrey Dubois
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Can't believe I didn't even think about the immunity problem. Sir Griffin strolling into the 21st century with a 15th century microbiome. He's going to eat a single chicken nugget and die on the spot
— Mar 23, 2026 03:17PM
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Audrey Dubois
is on page 300 of 352
Ines de Castro, the Corpse Queen mentioned💃💃💃
— Mar 25, 2026 09:18PM
Audrey Dubois
is on page 220 of 352
“I guess you could say I have a chivalry kink.”
FOR THE LAST TIME, WANTING TO BE RESPECTED IS NOT A KINK.......
— Mar 25, 2026 02:15PM
FOR THE LAST TIME, WANTING TO BE RESPECTED IS NOT A KINK.......
Audrey Dubois
is on page 175 of 352
forget about the time travel or magical sorcery elements... the most unrealistic thing about this book is the scene where Sir Griffin inspires a group of strangers in the doctor's waiting room to join in an a cappella rendition of UPTOWN FUNK
— Mar 24, 2026 10:48AM
Audrey Dubois
is on page 118 of 352
the way Emily's Google search returns no results until she spells Griffin's name correctly, as if both A) Google doesn't allow for fuzzy search and B) anyone was spelling their name in a standardized way in 1428 England
— Mar 23, 2026 03:21AM
Audrey Dubois
is on page 45 of 352
1. should be speaking Chaucerian Middle English imho
2. knights be racist against ethnic groups that don't exist anymore
3. name drops Netflix, home of The Knight Before Christmas. Startling. Also name drops Tumblr, MCR, and Panic! so you know she was 15 in 2011
4. idea: chisel him apart so she has to talk to a pile of dust
5. Hate it when the bitch on the cover looks like me. Sorry for having glasses and bangs
— Mar 22, 2026 10:18PM
2. knights be racist against ethnic groups that don't exist anymore
3. name drops Netflix, home of The Knight Before Christmas. Startling. Also name drops Tumblr, MCR, and Panic! so you know she was 15 in 2011
4. idea: chisel him apart so she has to talk to a pile of dust
5. Hate it when the bitch on the cover looks like me. Sorry for having glasses and bangs
Audrey Dubois
is on page 10 of 352
you wanna fuck the statue so bad it makes you look stupid
— Mar 22, 2026 09:44PM
