౨ৎ emily ౨ৎ’s Reviews > Truly Madly Deeply > Status Update

Rage reading atp.

You're telling me not only was it a zucchini but it was also peeled.. ?!? Pls lord bby Jesus save me. I swear there goes my dinner. 🤢 slippin and sliding with a gd peeled zucchini. UTI waiting for her tomorrow... THEN YOU ADD A CANDY CANE IN HER ASS?!? I'm sryyyyy my girls, if I have to endure this YOU DO TOO!!!!!

Comparing his dick to a cowboy hat🤠 with a serious frown might just do me in. I'm gonna go clean my eyes with bleach now. It can't get any worse right? RIGHT ?!?

This book has me thoroughly confused. One second I'm eating it up, and the next I'm getting the ick so baddd. I feel like the next spicy scene might traumatize me.

"If I can’t have the heart, I’ll take the pussy.” This man will
Literally be perfect and then say shit like this... 😅😅😅

Guys I'm as surprised as you are, but I'm giggling and kicking my feet rn. 😍 is it perfect no, but it's def doing something for me!

Okay so I'm actually not hating this like I thought i would, but also I've heard things happen with a candy cane so give it time 🫠

Listen.. I've gotten the ick @ least once in 30 pages we are truly gonna see how this goes 🥲🥲