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Stephanie VK
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“Plus I’ve always wanted to see a naked man dance around. One with better moves than that one weird guy who always came over when you were gone. He used to dance in the mirror and stare at himself and call himself a king. He’d put your socks on his wang and twirl them around in the mirror.”
DONUTTTTT I AM DECEASED.
Also bea is a cheating whore r u kidding me, poor Carl
— Mar 24, 2026 03:12PM
DONUTTTTT I AM DECEASED.
Also bea is a cheating whore r u kidding me, poor Carl
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Stephanie VK
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YES KATIA
yoooo DCC books always get so intense in the last half my goodness
— 4 hours, 0 min ago
yoooo DCC books always get so intense in the last half my goodness
Stephanie VK
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Carl: Donut, be cool. This doesn’t have to turn into a fight. She was trying something, and whatever it was, it didn’t work. We don’t want to fight her.
“You tried to kill Katia you fucking bitch!” Donut cried. She blasted a full-strength Magic Missile right into Hekla’s face.
I FUCKING KNEW HEKLA WAS SUS
ALSO I LOVE DONUT LOL
— 4 hours, 30 min ago
“You tried to kill Katia you fucking bitch!” Donut cried. She blasted a full-strength Magic Missile right into Hekla’s face.
I FUCKING KNEW HEKLA WAS SUS
ALSO I LOVE DONUT LOL
Stephanie VK
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No wait hekla used to be a psychiatrist?! OK NOW I REALLY DONT TRUST HER. SHES DEF MANIPULATING PEOPLE
— 7 hours, 2 min ago
Stephanie VK
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“I just realized you’re the only boy here,” Donut said. “All these people, and there’s only one penis. You could start a harem. Like the guy on that Sister Wives television show.” I laughed. “Nobody is starting a harem.”
“No, I suppose not,” Donut said. “You couldn’t even keep one woman interested.”
DONUT IS TAKING ME OUTTTT
— 10 hours, 14 min ago
“No, I suppose not,” Donut said. “You couldn’t even keep one woman interested.”
DONUT IS TAKING ME OUTTTT
Stephanie VK
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I’m telling u Katia & Hekla are bad news. I don’t trust them UGH
— 15 hours, 7 min ago
Stephanie VK
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NOT BRANDON’S GOODBYE MSG
“note: this message is from a deceased crawler”
No I cannot. WTF nooo my first sad moment
— Mar 14, 2026 09:01PM
“note: this message is from a deceased crawler”
No I cannot. WTF nooo my first sad moment
Stephanie VK
is 9% done
“Don’t be silly, Carl. I can’t sleep without you, and you know it. Now get into bed.”
Lmao donut
— Mar 14, 2026 08:48PM
Lmao donut
Stephanie VK
is 9% done
Mordecai’s toad noises are so gross in the audio in this book lol
— Mar 14, 2026 08:42PM
