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yall have no idea how excited i am to finish this book and finally have it out of my life

is mona awad genuinely playing a game of how many times she can fit the word “bonobo” into her book specifically in the last ten pages because holy fucking shit

ok “Elf porn’s hot #realtalk #amwriting” is kind of epic that did make me laugh icl

I CANNOT READ THIS GODFORSAKEN BOOK AS I AM TOO DISTRACTED BY THE CONSTANT NICKNAMES FOR THINGS. “we’re in the car he calls the Whale” HOW IS THIS DRIVING THE PLOT. HOW IS THIS DEVELOPING THE CHARACTERS OR STORY. ENOUGH. IM BEGGING YOU

My negative opinion of this book is already bettering that I’m on part two and I think it’s because I was insanely annoyed by Samantha in part one. She lacked any interesting qualities and had an (pls forgive me) im not like other girls energy, she had ZERO personality other than condescension, she just annoyed the shit out of me. She’s slightly better as a bunny now that she’s not so nothingburger.

OH MY FUCKING GOD ENOUGH WITH THE “this is a thing but we call it [quirky nickname that is probably a niche literature reference]” WE GET IT HOLY SHIT WHATS THE POINT

feels like it’s trying too hard to be witty and satirical. I am constantly reminded of how im supposedly reading a satire/“weird girl” book. idk how much more I can take of sentences loaded with confusing, unnecessary, and overly sarcastic metaphors and similes. it’s such a mouthful but in the form of words on paper