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Jet swung, made a dent, then billy swung, his dent twice the size of hers.
'Hey,' she said, 'your sledgehammer's better than mine. Switch.'
It wasn't the sledgehammer.
— Mar 25, 2026 01:21AM
'Hey,' she said, 'your sledgehammer's better than mine. Switch.'
It wasn't the sledgehammer.
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'See the brand. Coleby. Is that one you use at work, that your employees have?'
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'Luke?' She showed him the screen.
'Not off the top of m head.'
'No, it was off the top of my head, Luke. The back actually.'
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'Luke?' She showed him the screen.
'Not off the top of m head.'
'No, it was off the top of my head, Luke. The back actually.'
mhm dark humour
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'Hey.' Jet's eyes burned into him. 'You better not have been eavesdropping.'
'I wasn't, I swear!'
'Tell anyone, and I'll let your dad know about your freaky little porn collection.'
Owen whimpered.
— Mar 25, 2026 12:44AM
'I wasn't, I swear!'
'Tell anyone, and I'll let your dad know about your freaky little porn collection.'
Owen whimpered.
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A lot of knockoff superheroes at the costume contest, a shitty plastic gold medal for the winner: Spider-ish-Man.
— Mar 25, 2026 12:35AM
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'Ok, Owen, that's great,' Jet said, harder. 'We'll have a look at these now. You can go back to playing with your girlfriend in the backyard.'
'I don't have a — oh.'
'Yea,' Jet said. 'Up you get.'
— Mar 25, 2026 12:25AM
'I don't have a — oh.'
'Yea,' Jet said. 'Up you get.'
