Jess’s Reviews > Half His Age > Status Update

Wait, do we even know this guy‘s first name? Genius writing.

It’s really nice that the hostess at the restaurant assumes the teacher is her dad. In real life, she would probably think it was her husband or boyfriend. Why do I say that? Because there have been at least three distinct times in my life where strangers have assumed my dad was my husband or boyfriend. Like guys…we look alike and he’s almost thirty years older than me. Why does this keep happening?

Ruh roh