Status Update

Janessa is 17% done

She’s not a cuddler?
My lil cold heart feels so seen 🥲. I can’t last in an embrace for more than 5 seconds before I dissociate 💀

— Mar 25, 2026 04:52PM

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Janessa’s Previous Updates

Janessa is 70% done

Okaayyyy it’s finally picking up 👁️👄👁️

— Mar 29, 2026 06:53PM

Janessa is 49% done

“That little boyfriend of yours must not know how to tame you”

Esssqueezzeee meee ? 👀

— Mar 29, 2026 09:38AM

Janessa is 42% done

We have a panty thief in our midst 👁️👄👁️

— Mar 28, 2026 08:13PM

Janessa is 41% done

— Mar 28, 2026 07:27AM

Janessa is 33% done

I’m spiraling with theories 👁️👄👁️

— Mar 27, 2026 05:30PM

Janessa is 22% done

“What else can I do to make you more comfortable?”

I’m really fighting with myself right now, bc I’m not a golden retriever mmc lover, but damn YOU ANGEL 🥲👊🏽 . If you hurt my feelings you’re going to catch these hands ya hear?!

— Mar 26, 2026 08:27AM

Janessa is 18% done

The stranger? OK I’M SAT 🪑 WHO IS THISSSSS?!

— Mar 25, 2026 08:25PM

Janessa is 12% done

“I said one kiss, d!ckbag”
“And you wore my rival’s jersey to provoke me. Looks like we both had different plans.”

Jealous?! Hehehe I think soo 😝😝

— Mar 25, 2026 08:59AM

Janessa is 10% done

Ok so how do I join this headmaster fan account? 👁️👄👁️ 😝

— Mar 25, 2026 07:57AM

Janessa is 3% done

“My name is Alice, but I also go by Mistress of Bloodshed, Lady of Carnage, that evil bitch, and please stop peeling my skin from my face”

Love me some Team Alice 😈🤣🖤

— Mar 24, 2026 05:57PM