inês’s Reviews > Le Prince et l'Assassin: Perilous Courts #1 > Status Update

by fucking my assassin, I neutralized the threat, uncovered a conspiracy against the realm, strengthened the border, and found the love of my life

🫪💀

Oh my god this is so goofy and cheesy, it stinks of cheese 🫪

“What token of mine were you planning on taking?” Julien asks.
Another wave of guilt crashes cold through Whisper’s lungs. “Nothing.” Each word hurts. “Nothing was good enough, and I couldn’t forget you anyway.”
“Fuck.” Julien reaches towards him. “And they call me a romantic.”

Right on 🥂

I still think about you when I see teal because you said it was your favorite color bestie 🤧

Promise I'll think about you when I read about twinks sucking face and other deeds bestie 🤧

we should've stayed friends

I am reminded of that time I met a girl at uni, first week, and we realized we read the same stuff

And I told her yeah but I read really hardcore stuff, but then she goes yeah me too and we go 👀🤝👀

(mind you, I hadn't even held a man's hand by that point, but the FBI agent was probably already dialing 911 over my browser history)

Are you done flirting with the assassin?

No 👀
Not until I'm satisfied 🚬

You know why I hate people on book covers? I know for a fact the brunette guy on that book cover is supposed to be Whisper, but Whisper is the same breed as Laurent and James St. Claire - a premium-grade pretty little blond twink.

Burn it

Get yourself an understanding boyfriend who can't even stay mad at you when you try to slice his throat 🫡