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Amanda Sterling
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"You did right, sending Angouleme away," Cahir continued. "It isn't for girls. Even girls like her. We'll sort it out, the two of us."
LOL, okay boy-o. Not sure where ya'll would be without girls, ones like Milva; you sure as shit wouldn't have found your half-elf without Angouleme. But sure, this is "boys stuff."
— Mar 26, 2026 11:42AM
LOL, okay boy-o. Not sure where ya'll would be without girls, ones like Milva; you sure as shit wouldn't have found your half-elf without Angouleme. But sure, this is "boys stuff."
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Amanda Sterling
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I love how these MFers are like "In these rotten times" as if literally their whole histories and culture aren't rotten, lmao.
— Mar 26, 2026 02:33PM
Amanda Sterling
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I just love stories where women are reduced to their wombs and child-rearing abilities and serve as nothing more than objects to further male-elves genetic dreams.
Also, why is it elf and she-elf? We don't call them humans and she-humans.
— Mar 26, 2026 01:13PM
Also, why is it elf and she-elf? We don't call them humans and she-humans.
Amanda Sterling
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"Ciri was so dirty. I had to undress her... she didn't resist, didn't scream."
There's a lot of that happening in this novel.
— Mar 26, 2026 12:01PM
There's a lot of that happening in this novel.
Amanda Sterling
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So Ciri is 5'9 and 112 pounds...
According to the BMI chart, she should be between 130 - 160lbs. The lowest weight I can see is 110lbs. Which places her at the low end of underweight, meaning she's basically anorexic. Cool, Sapowski, cool.
— Mar 24, 2026 01:27PM
According to the BMI chart, she should be between 130 - 160lbs. The lowest weight I can see is 110lbs. Which places her at the low end of underweight, meaning she's basically anorexic. Cool, Sapowski, cool.
Amanda Sterling
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Just to add to this, supposedly Triss Merigold is about 5'6. In order to have a 22" waist, she'd probably have to weigh 110lbs, which would make her malnourished/underweight. Sure, she could be one of a small number of women who is naturally very small/slim, but holy shit.
— Mar 23, 2026 09:36AM
Amanda Sterling
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So, supposedly Triss Merigold's waist is 22". For those not in the know, here's what Google has to say about that:
"It is roughly equivalent to the average waist size of a 5-year-old girl, making it highly unusual for a teenage or adult woman to naturally achieve without extreme measures."
— Mar 23, 2026 09:32AM
"It is roughly equivalent to the average waist size of a 5-year-old girl, making it highly unusual for a teenage or adult woman to naturally achieve without extreme measures."
