Allie’s Reviews > Wild Dark Shore > Status Update

Genuinely laughed out loud when Orly was going on about his damn seeds and I said to myself, “oh my GOD” with an eyeroll and the very response Rowan gave at the exact same time I said this aloud was “oh my god”. I understand he’s like 9 and raised in isolation on an island but oh my goddddddddddd. I find him so annoying.

Rowan being like “wow I wonder if everyone on this island is experiencing psychosis” ding ding ding! We have a winner!!!!

One of my biggest icks in fiction is when the woman is like “I don’t want kids because X, Y, Z” and then is like “Well…….“ girl no the world is ending!!! that fact isn’t going to change because you find Dom hot or whatever. You’re going through psychosis!!!!!

I................. do not like being in Dom's head.

The narrator for Dom has such a thick Australian accent I feel like I am missing every other word he says.