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AHHHHH I AM SCREAAAAAAAAMING STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
CAL JUST LET HIM LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PLS

— Mar 27, 2026 06:04AM

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jakes v is on page 339 of 389

I -
Not him brushing his teeth

— Mar 28, 2026 05:46PM

jakes v is on page 300 of 389

I caved -
I’m literally gnawing … somebody strap me down pls I can’t take this anymore

— Mar 28, 2026 03:43PM

jakes v is on page 251 of 389

I actually don’t want to keep reading so I can keep Cal & Stone’s perfect image in my head forever.

— Mar 28, 2026 09:02AM

jakes v is on page 229 of 389

I’m wet.

— Mar 27, 2026 07:40PM

jakes v is on page 200 of 389

Man only three pages read and I’m in tears. Fuck you River Hale. Fuck. You.

— Mar 27, 2026 05:56PM

jakes v is on page 197 of 389

No bc at this point i’d absolutely chew off my own arm just to read one more chapter like ???
Who authorized this level of obsession??

— Mar 27, 2026 04:09PM

jakes v is on page 145 of 389

The aftercare -
Oh my gosh I’m actually in love rn

— Mar 27, 2026 01:27PM

jakes v is on page 102 of 389

S T O P IT THIS IS MY LITERAL FANTASY RN UGH I DONT WANT THIS BOOK TO EVER END PLSSSSSSS RIVER HALE DONT DISAPPOINT ME

— Mar 27, 2026 06:09AM

jakes v is on page 75 of 389

T H I S - ugh I hope the banter continues.

— Mar 26, 2026 08:19PM

jakes v is on page 23 of 389

I -
Alright. Let me lock in and see if this angst continues.

— Mar 26, 2026 02:22PM

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