Chelsey’s Reviews > If Something Happens to Me > Status Update

Two things:

LEAVENWORTH DOESNT HAVE A CHIPOTLE. WE ALL WISH IT DID, BUT IT DOESNT

and

EXCUSE ME?! You can drive UNDER THE ENGLISH CHANNEL?! Absolutely not. No.

I mean, come on. The author couldn’t have come up with anything better than “Pinky Man”? It just seems so…. juvenile.