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"Frédéric Chopin awoke wearing his clothes and muddy shoes and feeling the cold slobber of the orange sun dripping down his face - he didn't know if it was rising or setting, and let out a gnarled walrus groan."
What the F5CK kind of sentence is THAT?! I shouted after reading it aloud. The writing is tremendous. So far, I love this book.