Samuel Howard’s Reviews > The Queen of the Damned > Status Update

CUNT WAS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF BRAINS AND HEART ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF THE DAMNED OH MY GOOOOOODDDDD

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(Sorry what do you MEAN Armand gave him a hug??? Armand stop being needy and lock in dude what happened to the anger??? Everyone’s so weepy this book)

RIP to the M twins but I’d abandon those idiots and move a long way away from the freaky vampire demon rulers

Wow I rlly changed how I felt abt cannibals in one page that’s the power of Anne Rice bb
(Forgot to mention a couple chapters ago Armand and Marius met again, went exactly how I thought and idc I’m PISSED I hope TV Armand beats the crap out of him I hope TV Marius gets yelled at)

Wow this woman’s a delight. Bring Akasha to ur parties if u want a no-boys-except-her-own-boyfriend space
Unfortunately Lestat can kill a lot of ppl and I’ll still just like the guy. No one’s ever honest abt enjoying and regretting a good massacre

Damn what a fuckin chapter that was turns out I do still like Lestat after five other POVs ‘when you lay on the floor of the chapel begging god to martyr you or torture you as long as it made you good’ HOLYYYYYYY
Still don’t get why Akashi’s into him tho he keeps crying he’s hardly a soldier give it up lady

(Armand and Daniel being cute as hell) and then the coven house blew up
RIGHT. SURE. I don’t think Anne Rice wanted to spend much time with an actual happy gay couple perhaps can’t wait for them to break up for no reason

(Hi Ella!)

Jesse is a self insert Mary sue you can fight me on it. You can only tell me ‘she visited these people and they loved her sooooo much’ without any dialogue so many times. I sort of hope her plot goes to real Rashid or Lestat in the show lol. Unfortunately I don’t hate her

But first horror scene where I was scared not disturbed! Hell yeah ghosts do more of that Anne Rice

I believed. I really believed. Man I home Mekare and whatsername are alive so they can beat the undead daylights out of Akasha and Khayman
Can ONE Anne Rice character be an unproblematic person I KNOW that’s not the genre but DAMN