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Begging Anne Rice to lock in the dialogues so good I love Lestat in this book but like what are we doing here. Once again u can’t just tell me events with no emotional road to get there

End of chapter one and they give me a HINT of plot Anne Rice you are testing me

CUNT WAS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF BRAINS AND HEART ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF THE DAMNED OH MY GOOOOOODDDDD

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(Sorry what do you MEAN Armand gave him a hug??? Armand stop being needy and lock in dude what happened to the anger??? Everyone’s so weepy this book)

RIP to the M twins but I’d abandon those idiots and move a long way away from the freaky vampire demon rulers

Trying to finish this bc it was supposed to be a last year book

Wow I rlly changed how I felt abt cannibals in one page that’s the power of Anne Rice bb
(Forgot to mention a couple chapters ago Armand and Marius met again, went exactly how I thought and idc I’m PISSED I hope TV Armand beats the crap out of him I hope TV Marius gets yelled at)

Wow this woman’s a delight. Bring Akasha to ur parties if u want a no-boys-except-her-own-boyfriend space
Unfortunately Lestat can kill a lot of ppl and I’ll still just like the guy. No one’s ever honest abt enjoying and regretting a good massacre

Damn what a fuckin chapter that was turns out I do still like Lestat after five other POVs ‘when you lay on the floor of the chapel begging god to martyr you or torture you as long as it made you good’ HOLYYYYYYY
Still don’t get why Akashi’s into him tho he keeps crying he’s hardly a soldier give it up lady

Fat lot of good having the powerful ancient vampire Mael watch over you when some guy can just smash ur head in at any minute

(Armand and Daniel being cute as hell) and then the coven house blew up
RIGHT. SURE. I don’t think Anne Rice wanted to spend much time with an actual happy gay couple perhaps can’t wait for them to break up for no reason

(Hi Ella!)

Jesse is a self insert Mary sue you can fight me on it. You can only tell me ‘she visited these people and they loved her sooooo much’ without any dialogue so many times. I sort of hope her plot goes to real Rashid or Lestat in the show lol. Unfortunately I don’t hate her

But first horror scene where I was scared not disturbed! Hell yeah ghosts do more of that Anne Rice

I believed. I really believed. Man I home Mekare and whatsername are alive so they can beat the undead daylights out of Akasha and Khayman
Can ONE Anne Rice character be an unproblematic person I KNOW that’s not the genre but DAMN

Finally an unproblematic king Khayman I love u I hope ur not a creeper at any point

DAMN THIS SHIT DRAMATIC

Every day the choice to age up Claudia becomes smarter
I LOVE U BABY JENKS U WILL LIVE FOREVER

Celtic history and ancient egypt I NEED to hang out with Anne Rices ghost she’s just like me fr
However I hate that this is Marius’ backstory. The first character im encouraged to have continuous empathy for and the whole time im thinking ‘what abt Armand. Marius. Marius what about the teenager you groomed and abandoned.’

Nevermind a singular crashout but me personally I am going to seriously injure Marius de Romanus this can be held against me in court I will hurt the fictional ancient vampire Marius I’m gonna

Biblical crashouts incoming I feel it

I need like birth control but for starting books

Much easier chapter to get through when you don’t know Armands backstory already
Anyway REAALLL curious what Marius was doing at a noncey brothel. Enjoying the company you sick fuck?
Lestat stand up I know ur a patron of all things pretty and mentally fucked but pick a goddamn lane abt Armand maybe it’s me and my grudges but no one’s mentioned that he regularly uses magic to seduce ppl - evil! Self proclaimed!

Enjoying this so much I am reacting out loud like someone’s telling me gossip

Something something consult your boyfriend on the pros and cons of vampirism BEFORE YOU GIVE A MENTALLY ILL MAN IMMORTALITY

the worst part is the dumbass does it again in New Orleans I love you Lestat you have far more faith in humanity than I do

My copy has paper thinner than bible pages I’m fucked

Ok. So Shantrov is like first year uni and Ruslav is 28. I’ve been on that date, Shantrov you’re a stronger man than me.
They are very cute tho, but Ruslav continues to floptina I think he’s gonna die :/

Separate note I really want my girl Lemya to stand tf up and get her flowers fuck you Ivarn you remind me of my old English teacher who I disliked greatly

Idk if this is public btw shout at me if it is

Is it bad I want to see hegelsy take the Pals down a peg before he eventually gets the boot like he’s the only non hypocritical Pal I almost respect him