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Samuel Howard
is on page 299 of 457
Terrible things are about to happen but I’m just so deeply angry and horrified at Marius I’m almost glad it’s over. Hitting a child you adopted and groomed just for asking reasonable questions and then him having to laugh it off and play along to get an answer out of you
Makes Lestat and Claudia look like Madonna and child honestly. And she killed him!! Armand get ideas!!!! Take inspiration!!!!!!
— May 30, 2026 01:32AM
Makes Lestat and Claudia look like Madonna and child honestly. And she killed him!! Armand get ideas!!!! Take inspiration!!!!!!
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Samuel Howard
is on page 330 of 457
My favourite bit of the whole book was when Armand brutally murdered a guy who deserved it, wish he did that more
— 7 hours, 7 min ago
Samuel Howard
is on page 208 of 457
Listening to religious ish music while reading this is actually pretty good it definitely helps to have an aperol spritz too tho
— May 24, 2026 10:40AM
Samuel Howard
is on page 187 of 457
thank god this actually has a more nuanced perspective of Marius than I expected
In the to vamp or not to bit I was like THIS is it THIS is the dynamic and (almost) everything wrong with it, Amadeos literally a pet to Marius, Marius doesn’t give a shit about him, his life, his personality only how pretty he is. He literally says stuff along the lines of ‘ur an expensive jewel I don’t want to pay heaven for’
— May 24, 2026 12:52AM
In the to vamp or not to bit I was like THIS is it THIS is the dynamic and (almost) everything wrong with it, Amadeos literally a pet to Marius, Marius doesn’t give a shit about him, his life, his personality only how pretty he is. He literally says stuff along the lines of ‘ur an expensive jewel I don’t want to pay heaven for’
Samuel Howard
is on page 62 of 457
And NOWHERE in the books does Marius get slapped for being an island-owning level nonce
I HOPE TV MARIUS GETS A NUKE DROPPED ON HIM AND I HOPE ARMAND DESIGNED THAT NUKE
— May 22, 2026 05:18AM
I HOPE TV MARIUS GETS A NUKE DROPPED ON HIM AND I HOPE ARMAND DESIGNED THAT NUKE
