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Samuel Howard
is on page 187 of 457
thank god this actually has a more nuanced perspective of Marius than I expected
In the to vamp or not to bit I was like THIS is it THIS is the dynamic and (almost) everything wrong with it, Amadeos literally a pet to Marius, Marius doesn’t give a shit about him, his life, his personality only how pretty he is. He literally says stuff along the lines of ‘ur an expensive jewel I don’t want to pay heaven for’
— 11 hours, 24 min ago
In the to vamp or not to bit I was like THIS is it THIS is the dynamic and (almost) everything wrong with it, Amadeos literally a pet to Marius, Marius doesn’t give a shit about him, his life, his personality only how pretty he is. He literally says stuff along the lines of ‘ur an expensive jewel I don’t want to pay heaven for’
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Samuel Howard
is on page 208 of 457
Listening to religious ish music while reading this is actually pretty good it definitely helps to have an aperol spritz too tho
— 1 hour, 36 min ago
Samuel Howard
is on page 62 of 457
And NOWHERE in the books does Marius get slapped for being an island-owning level nonce
I HOPE TV MARIUS GETS A NUKE DROPPED ON HIM AND I HOPE ARMAND DESIGNED THAT NUKE
— May 22, 2026 05:18AM
I HOPE TV MARIUS GETS A NUKE DROPPED ON HIM AND I HOPE ARMAND DESIGNED THAT NUKE
