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"You splashed like the fountain on Trevi"
SHUT THE FUCK UP

"Am I the only one who cries in the shower, and can never find enough air to properly breathe, and opens the fridge hoping to discover a magic portal leading to a Narnia-like society in which competitive sports have been banned?"
Girl I'm begging you, shut the fuck up.
You stop being relatable and funny when there's a paragraph like that on almost EVERY PAGE. Also, when you're using a media reference, don't half-ass

At this point I'm seriously considering DNFing this, I'm afraid it's gonna put me in a slump

I'M NOT HUNGRY

I'M RAVENOUS

Imma start throwing shit gtfo

"...I'd rather carve out my liver like Prometheus..."
Girl.... if you can't fucking use it correctly, don't use it at all. Stop pissing me off.