amanda’s Reviews > Half His Age > Status Update

write whatever you want to, jennette, but just remember your destination when your eyes close for the last time.

thanks for suffering with me pragna, we should do a buddy suicide next time.

"“Put him in your mouth,” Korgy says, so I lower myself to him and pull down his boxers. A cheese-like smell wafts up and I force myself not to gag as I bring my lips to his cock and start trying to recreate the blow jobs I gave him early on."

no

"A week ago, I made a joke about sometimes wanting to shut off my brain and watch Survivor, but the joke didn’t go over well, so we watched Buffalo ’66 instead."

a lil on the nose but ok

"lol you’re not gonna leave your family for me"

this little line after that long ass paragraph he sent her oh she ate

if i didn't want to kill myself before then i surely do now.

"I lock myself in a stall and start to text him that I miss him and that I have to see him and then delete the text and go to his Instagram page and masturbate to it with my chili cheese fingers. The chili burns my vagina. But I keep going and going while that song that goes “sh-boom sh-boom life could be a dream” plays in the background."

kill me

"We scooch out of the booth and a hostess taps Mr. Korgy on the arm and says, “I just have to let you know, you seem like such a good dad.”"

i

“Look, Waldo,” Mr. Korgy says, repositioning himself. “You’re in control here, okay?”

he's got this manipulation thing down to a tee

"He’s hesitant but relents when I tell him Mom lets me have it."

how romantic being w someone whose choices are determined by their parents still

"I lean forward and start stroking his cock. Licking it. Sucking his wrinkly balls. Giving him the masculinity she’s taken away. Relieving him of the exhaustion of marriage, of family, of a disappointing career and a thinning hairline."

none of these words make me want to live