Tabea’s Reviews > The Play > Status Update

No. Theres this order, and I will not be made believe otherwise.
1. Official relationship 2. Meeting the parents
Not the other way around. And if I was Hunter, I’d be damned uncomfortable by getting invited to dinner by demis father before having had that conversation with her.

Okay, with all due respect (which is little)… if Hunter has blue balls, why didn’t he just take of them himself? And sorry but if that’s not enough to survive a few months, you’re not doing it right.
Skill issue.

„Jealous?“
„Yes.“

Well played

Coach is criminally underpaid.

Now having to bail Hunter out of jail for lewd behaviour 😭

„Looking for a rebound. Are you volunteering?“
Ngl Demi has balls

It’s not clocking to you, is it Demi? Your decade long boyfriend 1. lied to you about where he was going/didn’t tell you 2. went to the bathroom with a random chick 3. was seen zipping up his pants- and you find it a valid excuse that he ‚just helped her get to the bathroom then they both did their business‘?

My trust issues could never.

“Oh, you love it. Rupi makes you lunch every day, Summer cooks you
breakfast, and I’m always walking around in my underwear. Food and sexy
material for your spank bank, Davenport. You’re living the dream.”

No living woman would say that to a guy they're platonically living with. Get a grip.

"So far, I’ve found only one solution for controlling my libido:
marijuana."

It can't be that difficult. Istg...