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“She did in her own heart infinitely prefer boobies to clever men who wrote dissertations” ok
— Mar 29, 2026 04:38PM
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Ivy Haselhuhn
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“His immense self-pity, his demand for sympathy poured and spread itself in pools at her feet, and all she did, miserable sinner that she was, was to draw her skirts a little closer round her ankles, lest she get wet.”
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— Apr 14, 2026 04:27PM
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Ivy Haselhuhn
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Seeing the phrase “blow my brains out” in a 20th century novel is killing me
— Mar 31, 2026 08:26PM
Ivy Haselhuhn
is on page 26 of 209
“If one believed you could make soup from seaweed, it can’t be helped”
Virginia you won’t believe this
— Mar 24, 2026 02:03PM
Virginia you won’t believe this

