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Chrissy
is 35% done
This chick really just said that starting school a year early ruined her entire life all the way up to adulthood 👀
— Mar 29, 2026 10:47PM
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Chrissy
is 55% done
I refuse to believe people make it to their 30s and still only have Mona’s level of emotional maturity.
The only thing keeping me reading are the descriptions of Iceland.
Why’s the brother’s best friend always stunningly gorgeous and single? Even in his 30’s and beyond?
— Mar 30, 2026 01:06PM
The only thing keeping me reading are the descriptions of Iceland.
Why’s the brother’s best friend always stunningly gorgeous and single? Even in his 30’s and beyond?
Chrissy
is 46% done
I dunno if I’m gonna make it to the end. It’s absolutely 100% clear that this is all a misunderstanding that could be easily resolved with two seconds of communication.
— Mar 30, 2026 05:37AM
