Joycee’s Reviews > Space Oddities: Ground Control to Major Cutie > Status Update
Joycee
is 66% done
in my opinion, any woman who has to pack up and leave when the man isn’t around is probably entitled to a bit of his shit.
— Mar 29, 2026 11:56PM
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Joycee
is 92% done
Although the dose isn’t high enough to make me forget I’m in a small space, it makes me oddly undisturbed by it.
— Jul 19, 2026 07:23PM
Joycee
is 90% done
I probably look ridiculous with … no makeup and wearing Ian’s T-shirt and a pair of his boxers rolled at the waist. But this is my Gone with the Wind curtain outfit moment and I’m determined to own it.
— Jul 19, 2026 07:17PM
Joycee
is 85% done
I once heard that a good friend is always ready with bail money. But a great friend will be sitting in the cell with you.
— Jul 19, 2026 07:07PM
Joycee
is 82% done
Just like professional athletes, astronauts aren’t allowed to do unnecessarily dangerous things when scheduled for a flight to space. It could get them taken off rotation.
— Jul 19, 2026 07:02PM
Joycee
is 79% done
Telling Julie Starr to wait is as useful as tits on a boar.
— Jul 19, 2026 06:26PM
Joycee
is 78% done
She grew up both abandoned and loved, never knowing which was more common.
— Jul 19, 2026 06:22PM
Joycee
is 77% done
The only thing I have going for me is it’s before noon, so it isn’t sweltering yet.
— Jul 19, 2026 06:16PM
Joycee
is 77% done
Atlanta weather isn’t much different than Houston weather - hot and humid.
— Jul 19, 2026 06:15PM

