Joycee’s Reviews > Space Oddities: Ground Control to Major Cutie > Status Update
Joycee
is 73% done
“I figure she’s still in the Houston area. That clunker truck of hers doesn’t look like it’ll make it out of town.” Chewing. “That’s how I found her the first time. Apparently, it was her grandfather’s truck. Doesn’t look like she can make herself get rid of it.” He snorts. “Sentimentality always gets you caught in the end.”
— Mar 29, 2026 11:58PM
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Joycee
is 92% done
Although the dose isn’t high enough to make me forget I’m in a small space, it makes me oddly undisturbed by it.
— Jul 19, 2026 07:23PM
Joycee
is 90% done
I probably look ridiculous with … no makeup and wearing Ian’s T-shirt and a pair of his boxers rolled at the waist. But this is my Gone with the Wind curtain outfit moment and I’m determined to own it.
— Jul 19, 2026 07:17PM
Joycee
is 85% done
I once heard that a good friend is always ready with bail money. But a great friend will be sitting in the cell with you.
— Jul 19, 2026 07:07PM
Joycee
is 82% done
Just like professional athletes, astronauts aren’t allowed to do unnecessarily dangerous things when scheduled for a flight to space. It could get them taken off rotation.
— Jul 19, 2026 07:02PM
Joycee
is 79% done
Telling Julie Starr to wait is as useful as tits on a boar.
— Jul 19, 2026 06:26PM
Joycee
is 78% done
She grew up both abandoned and loved, never knowing which was more common.
— Jul 19, 2026 06:22PM
Joycee
is 77% done
The only thing I have going for me is it’s before noon, so it isn’t sweltering yet.
— Jul 19, 2026 06:16PM
Joycee
is 77% done
Atlanta weather isn’t much different than Houston weather - hot and humid.
— Jul 19, 2026 06:15PM